I’m still pregnant.
We had a test run Saturday, but determined Bump wasn’t ready to come out. We thought for sure we’d have a baby Saturday but she has other plans.
I can barely bend to pick up anything so Matt got me a little helper
- @OneMattSmith only bc you're the best husband. Hurry home so I can steal your covers xo 5 hours ago
- I made homemade granola bars tonight. It's official. @OneMattSmith is married to Betty MFn Crocker. #wifeymaterial 5 hours ago
- @TheDailyMel @missmarisol I'm not bitter though. Those were the good ol' days. Not a care in the world. 5 hours ago
- Prince has on more eyeshadow than I've worn in the last year. #BBMA 5 hours ago
- @xoxojessicaxoxo I was listening to Pearl Jam on pandora earlier with @onemattsmith . Real music is dead, gal. 5 hours ago
- RT @JeffDauler: Lenny Kravitz is doing the best Prince cover I've ever heard right now. #BillboardBert 5 hours ago
- @xoxojessicaxoxo yes! Something I actually know 5 hours ago
- Hey kids watching #BBMA , I partied like it was 1999 in 1999. Most of you have no clue who Prince is. Signed, Old as fuck 5 hours ago
- @OneMattSmith I pity the first one that comes calling. I think she needs a chastity belt. 6 hours ago
- I wonder what @OneMattSmith will do if a Bieber looking kid shows up at our door in 15 years for Quinn? 6 hours ago
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